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Tony "I don't like other songs" Bacon
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- Actually Tony - pronouns short/king - Business owner - *former* Tax avoidant enthusiast - enemy number 1 of the DMV - Zoning rule disrespector - Pirate Enjoyer - reads a lot - Lift things up and put them down - Cat appreciator - You should stop using windows, it's malware - pronouns: short/king Shitposting: In Internet culture, shitposting, trashposting, or funposting is the act of using an online forum or social media page to post content that is satirical and of "aggressively, ironically, and trollishly poor quality", "For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: "A fucking leaf" - LeafLord "So, actually, therefore, the course of wisdom, what is really sensible, is to let go, is to commit oneself, to give oneself up and that's quite mad. So we come to the strange conclusion that in madness lies sanity." - Alan Watts

You don’t have a dad bod - you’re a father figure

This happened to me when I was updating some server stuff and I panicked

Then I found the correct password on a posted note in my desk drawer.

😅

TOTAL WASP DEATH

Not trying to co exist. Now I’m actively out for blood 😎

Guardians of the galaxy 3 has the beastie boys.

Idk if that makes it better or worse tbh

New Pick Up Line Dropped:

“Hey girl, did it just rain? Because you’re giving me a…

Some ladies at the small town bar tonight.

But they all like 50 😭😭😭

You don’t believe their are tiny shrimp living in your drinking water???

Shrimple as that

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33% of fallout downloaded - it's almost GAMETIME

Oh come on now, wouldn't you like to be a janny?

Get some more clout lol

Ooooo a James Bond movie actually sounds pretty good. I do like the new guy whatever his name is again

Finish Queen tonight, or a different movie?

The options are endless 😎