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Tony "I don't like other songs" Bacon
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- Actually Tony - pronouns short/king - Business owner - *former* Tax avoidant enthusiast - enemy number 1 of the DMV - Zoning rule disrespector - Pirate Enjoyer - reads a lot - Lift things up and put them down - Cat appreciator - You should stop using windows, it's malware - pronouns: short/king Shitposting: In Internet culture, shitposting, trashposting, or funposting is the act of using an online forum or social media page to post content that is satirical and of "aggressively, ironically, and trollishly poor quality", "For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: "A fucking leaf" - LeafLord "So, actually, therefore, the course of wisdom, what is really sensible, is to let go, is to commit oneself, to give oneself up and that's quite mad. So we come to the strange conclusion that in madness lies sanity." - Alan Watts

Be me, living at home for stupid reasons. Ask parents if they want me to meal prep…

“Well idk if I’ll like it”

“Yah we might have one or two”

“Idk if he will like that”

MFW 😭

Tony’s non negotiables:

Pretty lady who provides scalp rub after a long day.

Replying to Avatar Xuya

This ^

I would do anything for a scalp rub 😎

Try a salon 😎

For real though idk anything about men’s hair styles so I usually ask the girl to do what makes me look the best.

I have them cut my hair, show me how to style it and recommend products if needed.

I spent 10 years buzzing my hair myself lol.

3/4 on the side 1 on top. All day everyday lol

10/10 bro. It costs more ($40-$75/cut) but they are professionally trained and the haircut will last longer.

Plus they usually wash and shampoo your hair for you.

I’m a sucker for those scalp rubs

I support your work 100%

Do what you must

It’s over, I’ve been found out.

I’ve been found out

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Your assessment was correct

Fortunately or unfortunately

I can tell a lot of y’all haven’t played the hammer/nail/stump game and it shows