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Tony "I don't like other songs" Bacon
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- Actually Tony - pronouns short/king - Business owner - *former* Tax avoidant enthusiast - enemy number 1 of the DMV - Zoning rule disrespector - Pirate Enjoyer - reads a lot - Lift things up and put them down - Cat appreciator - You should stop using windows, it's malware - pronouns: short/king Shitposting: In Internet culture, shitposting, trashposting, or funposting is the act of using an online forum or social media page to post content that is satirical and of "aggressively, ironically, and trollishly poor quality", "For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: "A fucking leaf" - LeafLord "So, actually, therefore, the course of wisdom, what is really sensible, is to let go, is to commit oneself, to give oneself up and that's quite mad. So we come to the strange conclusion that in madness lies sanity." - Alan Watts

omg wtf he's in jail.

He literally lost it all

Yah, that's my thinking too. If your life sucks, then it makes sense you're depressed lol. Sometimes life isn't happy all the time, it doesn't mean you need ssris or drugs.

That's also a fair point. The participation trophies were real lol. I remember getting a 250th place trophy for a cross country meet when I was a kid. There were like 500 runners. I threw it away, come on man 250th place? wtf

I just put everything in my front seat like a man

I was not aware that you need to bring your own bag to go to aldis…

TIME TO GROCERY SHOP

I hate doing domestic chores. It's also laundry day FUUUUUU

Boogie takes his hotwife out for dinner

guts out

he does not look great. That gut gettin saggy.

would.

Sometimes I wish i'd just get hit by a semi while im driving, but here we are.

LETS GOOOOOO

E THOTS FOR THE WIN

uwu gonna see what nicoles up to

chats calling him Bart now.

Literally needs to get on lolcow live. WHERE IS KEEMSTAR, BERT NEEDS KEEMSTAR

"I love the gambling tickle"

"its so sexy"