I think #KFC have been very clever designing their chair backs to be the colonel's necktie design... https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/763b8ced7bd781f770df96bea955c27a84ac30c4179313c58fff7a0a23dcb6fc/51bcaad9c0ac4ec9942447eb90d6b547b78995f4bc4f5ee528b117b3d87d6373.webp https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/763b8ced7bd781f770df96bea955c27a84ac30c4179313c58fff7a0a23dcb6fc/9c7d53d87483a9f9237043e69917f414aa89f88cf4174579d3d5d28c69ba55c4.webp
Certain guys become obsessed with tea and reorganise their lives around drinking it out of handleless cups all day. You wish them well but you know they're lost to you
You can't just walk out of the zoo with a stolen koala. You have to throw it over the wall and collect it later
I had that dream about the owls again. This time they were all driving little cars. Anyway please leave a message after the tone
My dog stole an entire baguette and hid it under her bed so she could eat it in secret and I am only mad because I did not think of doing that for myself
Remember when we were kids and you used to get those underpants with the days of the week on them?
Do they do them in adult-size large jockey shorts?
Asking for someone I love very much.
Greed and rampant capitalism have taken over. Inflation, shrinkflation, deregulation - all to make more profit for the already super rich.
The 90s were about providing the best service to retain customers and gain new ones. All abandoned for greed. The 20s have been the decade of shittification.
A quarter of the way through the 21st century...
You know what really grinds my gears?
Not depressing the clutch fully
I shall be going to bed at my normal time tonight.
I find it slightly ridiculous to stay up for an arbitrary timestamp based on a 16th century pope's calendar.
Happy New Year if you are celebrating though...🎉🥳
@lukepollard.bsky.social
I've just read your end of year email, and as a constituent, I want to thank you for all that you do and have done for Devonport.
Happy New Year!
RIP Johnny Walker
BBC News - Radio 2 DJ Johnnie Walker dies at the age of 79
I watched the bright moon rise through the aromatic boughs of a tall cedar last night. And hopefully today I’ll figure out how to climb down from that tree
I find it somewhat incredulous that people think 2024 was somehow a bad year?
I mean, compared to the COVID years?
Compared to the 1940s?
Yeah, bad stuff has happened but good stuff (the fall of the Tories) has happened too...
Nobody ever said life was easy...
Windy innit?
Gary Oldman might be anyone, anywhere, at any time, he might be in the room with you right now
Yet another example of #BBCNews amplifying Right-Wing conspiracies.
They even admit that it has a 9% emissions saving in the text, which boils down to 'big boat emits more than little boat'
BBC News - 'Green' ferry emits more CO2 than old diesel ship