What is with this latest grammatical annoyance?
My wife and her friends have started concatenating "Thank you" to 'Thankyou'...
Grrrr 😠
(Of course, I'm only jealous that she has friends)
Smacks of an impotent 'god' to me...
(Or a non-existent god, which is, of course, the actual fact) https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/763b8ced7bd781f770df96bea955c27a84ac30c4179313c58fff7a0a23dcb6fc/af426c9844327105a06f5eef7338604807c013e55da040ee492576d1ce109c20.webp
If you have one of those little annoying suitcases with 4 wheels and you still drag it miles behind you on 2 wheels, just know that I will curse you to wear uncomfortable socks for the rest of the day!
So my week's holiday in Montpellier, France is at an end.
Tough old life - I've jumped on a train to Madrid where I have to work this week...
#ILoveMyJob #WorkLifeBalance
Can there be any sadder sight than a blood-covered loaf of bread in the wrong room?
The correct spelling is "School", not "School".
Some people are putting the second 'o' before the first 'o', which is clearly bonkers.
Just had a weird encounter with a lady so stunningly beautiful that I tripped over my tongue and couldn't speak properly. Haven't done that since I was like 14 😅
I just bought my baguette from her and left. I'm happily married and would only disappoint her anyway...
When I became teetotal 6 years ago, I would never have guessed the range of (good) non-alcoholic beers that we have today.
I'm in Montpellier, France, drinking this rather decent Belgian number https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/763b8ced7bd781f770df96bea955c27a84ac30c4179313c58fff7a0a23dcb6fc/96f505c4cba02d4b87f901a0a0f9b3c95bec87c713b6257d91eaed6a9349a936.webp
I've been learning French with #Duolingo for 3+ years. I only do a single 5-minute lesson per day but I'm conversationally comfortable now. In Montpellier, most people ask me why I came to Montpellier, to which I answer that my wife and I put a random 📌 in a map. We just like visiting random places.
I’m sorry, the internet has ruined me. Whenever you say “shingles,” all I see in my head is Sean Connery scrolling through a dating app.
That mini heart attack when you can’t find spaghetti in your pocket.
As I've said before, history will probably judge that we were already in WWIII in 2025.
The sustained cyber attacks on our infrastructure is revealing:
BBC News - Supplier to major supermarkets hit by cyber attack
I LOVE that French public malls, stations, etc. have tactile tracks for blind people to navigate around! Vive la France! https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/763b8ced7bd781f770df96bea955c27a84ac30c4179313c58fff7a0a23dcb6fc/c9fe4128294fe645085bc97b567cb7bf9fbb1a3fd97d65e92b69e5b7c5a7afa5.webp
Awful news about Joe Biden.
Expect more awfulness from Trump in 3, 2, 1...
It’s important to climb different kinds of objects every day
My phone just fell down two flights of stairs, but it's ok, it was in my pocket...
The one time I tried to put reindeer antlers on my cat she said the word "don't" in a normal human voice.
I'm too afraid to recreate this under lab conditions.
The cormorant that I let into this city council meeting has as much right to be heard as anyone here.
My bag, my jacket, and my phones/wallet/watch then followed in separate trays...