In #ElSalvador, one of the requisites to get your residency, is living through an earthquake.
How many new residents did we win today?
Nobody can refute I was one of the first supporters of this little marvel of engineering, @k1elsalvador's KYC-free ATM(#K1Mini).
But MOST definitely, the ONLY one that has ever TILTED the poor little box with so many coins.🤣
I got receipts.
#Bitcoin #ElSalvador
https://twitter.com/bingtrading/status/1634269087487479817?t=YSkr1_ZjWToEh18PNLvqMg&s=19
Though I walk through the Death by Soros-Rockefeller Alley at the supermarket, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy grass-fed beef tallow, and thy pork lard they comfort me.
In more important news, WTF is this?!
#SuperSelectos in #ElSalvador
The day will come when I'll tell all haters , don't ask for my help!
#FUHFSP!
Don't ask AI to create virtual models to promote #Bitcoin. 🫣
#BitcoinCity according to AI
#ElSalvador
#Bitcoin
Thanks to @myfirstbitcoin_ (npub17cyatz6z2dzcw6xehtcm9z45m76lde5smxdmyasvs00r4pqv863qrs4ml3), I was able to give my 80-year old mom a #BitcoinDiploma manual. I skimmed through it a bit and I'm fascinated by the quality and easy to understand information presented.
She's extremely lucid and likes technology way more than any normal 80-year old would, computers, internet, smartphones, etc. 🥹😍 I'm sure she'll enjoy reading and learning about #Bitcoin.
Thanks to @myfirstbitcoin_, Napo, Luis, Ronnie, Robert, sorry if I missed anyone, for opening your house and helping me bring mom into this rabbit-hole. 🐇🕳️
Orange pill the World, guys. 🍊💊
#ElSalvador
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It's not money laundering if it says "for #Ukraine".
#LifeHacks
Credit Suisse is the new #LUNA. Change my mind. 🤣
Amidst the world of finance and trade,
A curious shift has been made,
From banks that once held all our wealth,
To Bitcoin, the new digital stealth.
Gone are the days of long bank queues,
And fears of losing all we've accrued,
For now we have a new-found hope,
In a currency that helps us cope.
No more runs on banks to worry,
No more panic, no need to hurry,
For Bitcoin is decentralized,
A digital cash that can't be traced.
No need for trust in central banks,
No more suspicion, no more pranks,
For with Bitcoin, we have control,
And our wealth is safe and whole.
So let us embrace this change with glee,
And celebrate the power of technology,
For with Bitcoin, we can be free,
From the shackles of old finance, you see.
#Bitcoin
Finally was able to get rid of most of my Monopoly, arcade, Chuck E. Cheese tokens, thanks to this little KYC-free piggy bank sat dispenser from @k1elsalvador.
I put it to the test and can gladly say it was a blast! Easy, quick, intuitive way to exchange your fiat #shitcoins for #Bitcoin through #Lightning. They even had a huge screen with the #Bitcoin chart so I could see how cheap I was stacking #sats!
I confess though, I broke it! 😬 I had more coins than this little guy could handle, but the owner at the place was kind enough to exchange the remaining coins manually.
Nice and fun experience in #BitcoinCountry #ElSalvador.
I live in paradise.
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One day, not far away, this little box from @k1elsalvador(Twitter), will compete with infamous, untrusty, shitty, failing #ChivoWallet ATMs all over El Salvador and the World! True non-KYC, #Bitcoin Lightning, quick, and easy way to trade your physical fiat #shitcoins to hard money.
IMF who?
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The Trifecta.
#Bitcoin
#ElSalvador
How does Amethyst know how many Zaps someone has received? I zapped 1000 sats to a follower but it doesn't show up on his zapmeter.
#Zapdiction
So this Zapping thing is like a 'pay it forward' kinda thing, right?
#Zapdiction⚡⚡⚡
OMG guys, it's begun.⚡
#Zapdiction
The Lebanese Pound is the new #LUNA.