I believe what you're looking for is the ironically named "beefsteak burger", which is actually just a giant tomato of the "beefsteak tomato" variety. (Real)

This video is illegal in Mother Russia
https://media.gleasonator.com/84248d2f4a69a18e403af145dd82cb4ff9e8fd296d5170b5d6abf20c71fbb744.mp4
Fell asleep to Vladimir Putin's voice ranting about Russian history for two hours.
After learning to code, I heard that Object Oriented code was bad. Convinced by the arguments, I moved into functional programming. It blew my mind. It changed the way I write code. But I was still implementing a lot of interfaces. Now more than ever. Because ideally, you can build your software like Lego blocks where pieces of it can be easily switched in and out.
Anyway, I moved back to writing TypeScript again, now with new ideas. Hyper minimalism. TSDocs on every function. Fully tested. At first I avoided using classes. But then I realized they're the best way to implement interfaces. Now everything is about interfaces. What's right is the *separation of concerns*. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
God I hate that people act like Apple just invented VR. The same people freaking out in excitement were acting like they were too good to use a gaming headset 6 years ago. I hate the strangehold Apple has on society and the sheeple who mindlessly consoom it.

This is pretty amazing https://satogram.xyz
OMG Ubuntu is talking about Bluesky ! Did anyone ever reached out to them to talk about Nostr ?
https://www.omgubuntu.co.uk/2024/02/bluesky-is-now-open-to-all-invite-codes-no-longer-required
It's political. Bluesky is the "reasonable liberals" platform, to be distinguished from Mastodon's "woke liberals and furries" crowd. Nostr is not high-class enough, because it's a little too anti-authoritarian, whereas Bluesky and Gnome are both projects of academics, whose entire worldview is built around authority, starting with authority of their college.
GM. Throbbing headache. 2 advils not enough, 3 advils. The guacamole is already brown, fuck. Vegan problems
Lightning address in profile fields will be styled like other cryptocurrency addresses in the next commit: https://gitlab.com/soapbox-pub/soapbox/-/merge_requests/2928

I haven't received anything from yourself or nostr:npub1j5l9mm3k5rwafe8c89x5uyfrlly26nkkv69frje6jjf85yaeqcwqfvwxv4 show up in Strike yet; wondering if it's showing my ZEUS address on the fedi side of things.
I'm not seeing any payment deduct either
Shapiro absolutely shredded that monotone performance (jk, it was weak sauce)
If you receive this in your notifications it means I'm trying to send you MONEY. Add a Lightning address to your profile using the guide below so you can actually receive it.
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Something exciting today. It's now possible to zap on the Fediverse! ⚡ ⚡ ⚡ You can zap users on Nostr! You can zap users on Mastodon/Pleroma/ActivityPub! Let the sats flow!!!
https://soapbox.pub/blog/mostr-zaps/
Check it out and get set up to send and receive MONEY across the Fediverse for your shitposts.
This works thanks to the Mostr Bridge + Zapple Pay, an amazing result of Apple banning zaps on Damus. Who would have thought?
Enjoy!
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Something exciting today. It's now possible to zap on the Fediverse! ⚡ ⚡ ⚡ You can zap users on Nostr! You can zap users on Mastodon/Pleroma/ActivityPub! Let the sats flow!!!
https://soapbox.pub/blog/mostr-zaps/
Check it out and get set up to send and receive MONEY across the Fediverse for your shitposts.
This works thanks to the Mostr Bridge + Zapple Pay, an amazing result of Apple banning zaps on Damus. Who would have thought?
Enjoy!
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What is the easiest way to get a custodial Lightning address considering Alby is invite-only and Wallet of Satoshi is out of the app stores?