fuk, I coulda been a billionaire if I just heard this guy back then

With every meal

zeek

We might not be interested in politics but apparently it’s interested in us. I guess we’re over the target.

Normal people are the knees 😆

Yeah, fuck that movement

Tick tock, another 5k blocks.

845000

Bad form, but nice patriotic garb.

Maybe he did right after he announced this. Or he had a call option (if that exists in bitcoin)

Thanks for looking into it. I do not see the tokens in boardwalk. Is there a place to look beside the balance?

I sent 162 sats ($0.10) to stablenut.umint.cash yesterday (mutiny -> boardwalk wallet) and then I tried sending those ten cents to my eNuts wallet and all I got was 10 sats. Boardwalk says $0.00. I'm missing 152 sats now.

What did I do wrong? nostr:npub1mz3vx0ew9le6n48l9f2e8u745k0fzel6thksv0gwfxy3wanprcxq79mymx

LEts eNCryTp

Didn't know they were so integrated with Swan

Me. j/k but I made a joke on Citadel Dispatch that Dimon was buying it because nostr:npub1jpvsahpy0vgq7gu8nfqjkeskce0gwjk8jpss590xkvjh5xxe4epsruqgsz said banks were lobbying to custody bitcoin

He'll sell at the next dump though and go into a shitcoin.

Who knows, he might learn the errors of his ways when the state comes after him and no one is rushing to his defense.

Eat zee bugz

I dunno, that uncanny valley gives me the creeps.

No, it's a great reminder for the normies that their beloved stock "market" is rigged. I know it's dumb money but at least it's better than sticking it into solana or doge. Pretty good if you can get into one of the pump phases I'd imagine.

GPT5?

#Bitcoin fixes this? I know the price would go down, but why would I part with my bitcoin for McDonalds? I guess if the price doesn’t drop, the quality can improve.

Ew, gm