I didn't realize they were all dead. Democrats do have a way of getting them zombies to vote for them

So what you're saying is there's a chance

Its called the goodboy

I have been on a waiting list for 8 years to get one from our local nursery. I've never tried one but have always wanted to.

Imagine a Nostr where you post notes with the same success rate as your lightning wallet successfully sends a transaction.

There wouldn't be a custodial vs self custody lightning debate because we wouldn't even know self-custody existed.

Yeah, I'm salty.

Soooo....is this happening?

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Oh yeah, I needed a reminder as to why I hated lightning network. Stuck sats after a small channel open and can't even move them unless I blow 50k sats on fees. Thanks Olympus!

Thank you for the voice of reason

Alright, hear me out....

A Nostr Tamagotchi bot....

All except the mormons who finally feel validated lol

Also, the Rabbit nostr client is nice:

https://rabbit.syusui.net/

Now GN for real

GN 💤

#plebchain #memes #funny

pm2 to run nodejs in the background is pretty clean. I need to work on the error handling a bit but it's still pretty crazy that this is a thing. If anyone is interested, I can provide the source code for OrthoBot on github. I'm just not sure how much of my excitement is nerd and how much is actually useful for other plebs lol..

1. Download Amethyst

2. Add "ReplyGuy on wss://" as a word block in the security filter options

OrthoBot has been running and doing his own thing now without issues. Still feels like magic.

The way I call quotes currently is from a randomized hard coded list within the js, but my next goal will be to run it through an API that I can edit and add to without turning the bot off.

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Statuses are broken on amethyst?

I block them and report them as spam so that others on #amethyst will get the notification that these users are spam too. I actually hunt them out so that i can report them. Took a while, but i dont see them anymore.

I made catBot yesterday with fiatjaf's nostr_bot base code which is rust based but there was a problem, I don't know Rust! Today, I was determined to make a wholesome bot, so I tried again with something a bit more in my skillset. Introducing nostr:nprofile1qqsyl2fx7tr5l5zxff83ulalqthvkvr7kg4e37phhwyzw0krxnqmmmcppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qyg8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnddakj7qgawaehxw309ahx7um5wghxy6t5vdhkjmn9wgh8xmmrd9skctcmmjxwl, he posts orthodox saints quotes every hour! No spam.

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That kid is such a little turd..