I misread couples as cousins, and now I feel so dumb, I’m sorry

Don’t tell Kanye

That relay is so cliquey so be careful.

I can only hope they change their relays and see it one day

You sound like my agent!! 🤙

Imagine!

When the teams asked for my player comp we just sent them an email with this image

#nfldraft

Should get some just in case it catches on one of these days

Sometimes real people are fake.

Highly probable

These bozos don’t know that I run a 4.3

Happy birthday Bauzen!

Me or the stone rolling behind me is!

It’s not a no if they didn’t see it, right?

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💨💨🙏

I asked someone out on a date, but they were on different relays and didn't see it.

#missedconnections

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Good comp!

NFL draft about to kick off. I've informed the teams I am available if they are looking for a middle aged stoner who's a real work horse.

Saw this stock photo today for a wood molding product.

Pretty funny picture since the guy is working on something that is nothing like the highlighted area they are showing us.

I live for this type of funny stuff.

Heavy

Any Shenmue fans out there?

#dreamcast