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Uncle Swan
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// since Block 768338 // ~foptus-nacmec // Rechtsträger // Buying tops since 2014

Won't wear Crocs. But also hate FlapFlaps. Birkies are the best.

Won't wear a bucket hat. Just don't like the look of it.

I do wear a titty pack. It's very practical with the shitton of keys and kids stuff I carry around at all time. Just have to remember the t-pack and have all I need.

Girl explains how she gives head making hawk-tuah sound. Internet loses its shit.

Replying to Avatar Relai 🇨🇭

The most savage moments in #Bitcoin

No 5 is especially wild

nostr:npub1qg8j6gdwpxlntlxlkew7eu283wzx7hmj32esch42hntdpqdgrslqv024kw destroys Luna founder Do Kwon

nostr:npub1gdu7w6l6w65qhrdeaf6eyywepwe7v7ezqtugsrxy7hl7ypjsvxksd76nak doing what Saifedean does best

Mc Donald's roasts crypto bros after a massive price dump

" #Bitcoin is not tied to anything"

Anthony Pompliano: neither is the US Dollar

https://video.nostr.build/3565b0373d4abd46acc8f3eb470441aae0c9b27e0d34e6c3d626abd10370e0b9.mp4

Coinbase gets destroyed by Blockchain intern

"Self-custody is hard!!1"

nostr:npub1u8lnhlw5usp3t9vmpz60ejpyt649z33hu82wc2hpv6m5xdqmuxhs46turz : hold my beer 🍺

Someone did this during the bank run of First Republic.

Legendary.

Wait until you have kids. Just spent an hour looking for a booster seat for the dining room that doesn't look like you're paying for it with your dignity. Spoiler: didn't find one.

Totally agree. Received the beta in an unmarked cardboard box and didn't have any expectations whatsoever. Was immediately blown away by the weight, haptic and overall heftiness of the thing. Just wish it came with a different software. I don't find it very useful in my personal use cases. But I'm sure there *will be* a market for it.