I will not wear Crocs. I will not wear a titty pack. I am not opposed to a bucket hat.

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Feels ya buddy 🫂

Bucket hat for the win!

Somehow it just works on you.

Have one with a ponytail hole in it for hiking/fishing and mid-day in-car cigar smoking with the sunroof open. I don't love it and feel like a goober wearing it but my head is happy 🤷‍♀️.

This new Dr. Seuss book is badass

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We used to use them in the medical wards for their comfort. Until I saw how a needle with blood fell exactly into the hole of a colleague's Croc. Epic moment.

Yikes.

Why not get the clog style without the holes?

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What the hell is a titty pack?

On todays episode of TIL

Derek, did you make up that term? 😂

I think he already trademarked it.

Yes. Yes I did.

Dereks Titty Packs coming soon to a nostr marketplace near you.

I'll get Katie to crochet them.

I can knit if you need help

Yes. Yes I did 🤣

I was wondering the same thing when I first saw this 🤣

What is titty pack? I'm bit afraid to hear the answer though...

When you wear a fanny pack across your chest instead of on your hip or around your waist.

Oooooo

My tits get in the way so I still fly with the fanny pack.

Hmm. Touche.

🧐🧐🧐 🤣🤣🤣

Gotta be careful. I have ptsd from last night, seeing Chris Hemsworth rip his nipples in the latest Mad Max movie.

Back in college, a guy by the name of Derek, not me, was playing volleyball with me and a few other dudes. Him and I are on the net on opposite sides of one another. We both jump up to block and on the way down his nipple ring gets caught on the net and rips out. I look at the net and a hunk of this nipple and the ring is still attached to the net. I never heard a dude scream like that before. 😱

Oh goodness. Luckily I’ve only ever had my loofa, hair , or someone teeth pull on my nipple rings. Never been ripped out . Tfg.

Ah.

OK I'm with you on this. 😁

But I actually will wear Crocs. For camping or similar activity they are actually quite practical.

Lots of people love them.

I'm not loving them per se. I acknowledge their practicality.

I googled it. 😭

I'm assuming you didn't get results for a fanny pack that's worn across your chest?

The first and the last I know but I'm hesitatant to Google what a titty pack is?

To the best of my knowledge, crocs are the only shoes that come with instructions on how to use an escalator. 😬😅

Woooow.

Just got some crocs, very practical in the summer.

I always wear 10 year old shitty worn flip flops to the lake to get in and out of the water to put the boat in at the launch. Just this morning I looked at my son's Crocs and thought about it for just one second. Then I came to my senses and made this note 🤣

I was like you about 15 days ago 🤝

What even is a titty pack?

It's what I call a fanny pack worn across your chest 😬

What… is a titty pack? And do I want to see pictures?

I am currently wearing Crocs while traveling around the world. The biggest advantage is that I don’t have to change into slippers for long-distance flights.🤣

But what’s titty pack 🫨

Noooooo 🫂🫂🫂

I fought crocs for years until I realized I couldn’t win the war. Now I wear orange crocs around the backyard when I’m running in and out on trash runs or just hanging in the back. It’s obscene but at least they are orange.

Not a fan, but Crocs work well in wet environments (beaches, swimming pools, lakes, canoeing, etc where other materials will absorb the water. Pottering about the house is acceptable too.

Yuppy flip flops.

Won't wear Crocs. But also hate FlapFlaps. Birkies are the best.

Won't wear a bucket hat. Just don't like the look of it.

I do wear a titty pack. It's very practical with the shitton of keys and kids stuff I carry around at all time. Just have to remember the t-pack and have all I need.

I love my Birkenstocks. I just don't wear them to the lake.

The Arizona EVAs are perfect for that

I wear em too. All summer.

Borkensticks are the best

I wear Crocs every single day in my life. Not wearing only when sleeping. 😆

Crocs are underrated…

Crocs: the footwear that’s dishwasher safe.