Good morning!

I can only zap people in the bathroom because it’s the only time I can get away from my designated IRS agent. He fucking tases me every time he sees me zap someone.

I want it to be perfectly clear that Between Two ASICs is not some scheme to make me an “influencooooor” or grift money by any means. In fact, I am virtually broke because of it.

The bear market made a lot of conversation turn into pure poison, everyone was so serious, and kinda still is. And media really kinda started sounding the same if we’re being honest. I simply had a dream to bring something I thought was missing into the space which is comedy.

Am I great at it? No. But find someone else who’s has a Bitcoin comedy show. I’m not wanting fame, I’m not wanting attention, I simply did this because I wanted to make other people smile when shit got bad.

I will never take sponsorships from things I do not believe in or do not use myself. I have declined sponsorships from Web3/NFT companies that probably could have gotten me out of the financial hole I’m operating in. I’m not wanting to make a quick buck. I want to make people laugh and cringe.

Love y’all. Thanks for the support. I’m not fucking stopping.

GM

#plebchain

Coffee, it really whips the llamas ass.

☕️🔱

Because everything is made in China

trivia night

3 of 3 questions

First correct answer gets 1,000 sats

🧠 power only no cheating plebs

Appearing around 1600 B.C.E this group was among the first Mesoamerican complex societies

A) Incas

B) Olmec

C) Aztec

D) Toltec

I ordered a Buffalo chicken pizza, jalapeño poppers, and a sub. Not all for now. But…..I like to pop out of the matrix to have a bite from time to time

This was fun

The ordinal “war” is just the lowest common denominator in bitcoin getting together to ritualistically throw feces at each other.

Ignore it.

Look it’s a really big seed signer

RFK is going to be blocked by the DNC so he’s a non starter

More locals are buying eggs, milk & meat from family farms & ranches. It’s challenging to get producers to spend time looking at #btc . They’re very busy. Anyone have a great 1-pager to leave with them?