Alien, as in not from the USA, not space aliens.

That advice is off the hook.

Parts of some temples are open to everyone. But to get to the 'sanctified' areas require special handshakes, secret codes, or a blindfold.

Probably a lot longer than 6,000 years.

Or perhaps a cigar.

My current age.

They'd get laughed at during the day.

Adults would laugh at the carnage.

You have died of dysentery.

Should have put a sign on each side to hide the bat. Unless he wants people to know he has a bat.

Doesn't get that hot here, although it gets down to -50 or colder in the winter.

I was expecting some avocados to be eaten.

Hard to tell, maybe truckerly.

Glad I don't have grass. I have dirt, moss, and spruce trees.

Some people would say to use Photoshop, but I'm a big proponent of using GIMP. All joking aside, I'm not really sure.

Are those bags cheaper than paper bowls?

With the telephone poles aside we can enjoy the sunset more.

It's magic for those who don't understand it.

Is 'gas station' and 'pump' some kind of porn slang?

That would be a gigantic satchel of richards.