Ok Nostr the consensus is in and it seems most males on nostr have a beard(and bread)!
So now take a look at this pic and comment which measurement your beard falls to?
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Im laughing my ass off. Thank you for the bread/beard typo, haven't enjoyed global like this in forever. <3 #Nostr
By the way, i have none. Too blind to trim one properly. Im a long haired dude though! past shoulders, too!
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It's always good to put the Beard on.
Forgot gentooly
Caveman prolly. Was Lumberjackly about two years ago.
Oh wow! Lumberjackly thatβs incredibly impressive!
I try to avoid feeling like I'm hiding behind a beard. Which is how I tend to feel if I keep one for too long.
I have a habit of growing a beard, keep it for some time, shaving it into a moustache, keeping that for a bit and then going clean shaven for a few weeks before starting it all over again.
All due to varying feelings of self-consciousness/self-confidence.
However, judging by this gauge...I guess I've never had a beard.
We need a short-beard-O-meter!
Wizardly!π
At least when its wet after surfing π,
Or when I'm looking down...ππ
No way!!! Seriously, that long? π€£
Seriously...
Hang on, photographic evidence incoming...ππ
Pic or it never happened
Had to don a black rash guard for contrast... Then had to do a bit of cropping to protect my secret identity...ππ
I don't know the "official" way to measure a beard, but this is 15" from the bottom of my nose to the end of the longest whisker...π
Trust me bro π§ββοΈ
I wonder if anyone falls into the werewolf π€
Werewolf π€£
Hereβs the real me π€£ 
ππ nooooo had finally cleared & forgotten that image from my brain! And now itβs back ππ
Do ya think Iβm sexy
Do u want lies or truth?
Both?
Jesus. My soul died and my battery went dead just from looking at this abomination.
What you donβt like my pfp?
βlikeβ is to strong of a word
You mean you like it the same way you like taking a bath in a tub full of needles outside a hepatitis clinic?
You like it the way nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 likes Apple?
You like it the way GW Bush liked Duck Cheney?
You like it like a colonoscopy?
Lol. nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 youβve become one of my best exemplars of disliking a product. Legendary rage man πͺ
You kno its serious when nostr:npub1wtuh24gpuxjyvnmjwlvxzg8k0elhasagfmmgz0x8vp4ltcy8ples54e7js invokes Jesus into it! π€£
I am a female so I don't qualify but I'd like to femsplain to the guys that your beard length should always take into consideration food accessibility.
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Godly please :D
nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r π± I absolute loved your new profile picture. π€£π€£
Thank you gorgeous π
I keep mine pretty high and tight, usually no more than an inch.
Hard to gauge, but I'm probably somewhere in the range of orthodoxly since I trimmed it back.
Wow really?
Sorry no beard.