I live in #Wisconsin and haven't seen nearly enough on this and I have minimal reach but fuck it, IF YOU FUCKING LIVE IN #WISCONSIN VOTE FUCKING _NO_ ON THE FUCKING #WISCONSIN STATE REFERENDUM TOMORROW, WHILST ALSO FUCKING VOTING _FOR_ SUSAN CRAWFORD AND JILL UNDERLY. Thank you.
Hm I wonder what could be on the other side of that door and if it might still be the 100-FUCKING-DEGREE DAY THAT WE WERE JUST OUT IN AN HOUR AGO THAT WE COULDN'T BE OUT IN FOR TOO LONG BECAUSE IT BROILS DUMB DOG BRAINS.

I will not posit that this is a GOOD idea but it would definitely be pretty funny if the "free mystery gift" you got with your inaugural Adam & Eve order was a ham.
A lot of us need to start saying "I will have one of your human beers" a lot more than we do.