😅😅😅 Indoor plumbing is my greatest flex

Lol you should see my on-suite bathroom just off to the right

The amount of bed my millennial salary can afford without taking on 17% credit car debt

First rule of stealing, don't go home empty handed

But what if we want to know how your trade is going?

Vote to change the countries name to Horny

Looks like sats are in special thanks to the German government, we appreciate it

https://decrypt.co/236448/bitcoin-dips-german-government-sells-325-million-btc

Lol dudes putting as much effort into signing as boeing does into its planes

Me making international money transfers on the regular, not giving a flying F about KYC and AML

https://m.primal.net/IvGn.mp4

I already saw someone mint a rune for it and spam the chain, sigh

https://unisat.io/runes/detail/HAWK%E2%80%A2TUAH%E2%80%A2SPIT%E2%80%A2ON%E2%80%A2THAT%E2%80%A2THANG

This si why we can't have nice memes

No sloppy toppy until we're done talking about our feelings and getting soppy

Lol damn life moves fast, is there anything we won't monetise?

Lol someone didn't manage their capex

New L2 proposal just dropped: #Brollups are a Bitcoin-native rollup design that operates with a native Bitcoin peg and does not require protocol changes to Bitcoin.

https://brqgoo.medium.com/introducing-brollups-18ec4081f6e7

Lol "We always have such hilarious conversations, you know what we should do? We should start a podcast"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Police spokesperson said he was found with a Raspberry Pi, a 2 TB SDD and 5 1 million sat channels. This is a major bust for us

Anyone heard of this new social media app #Butterflies that raised $4 million bucks so AI chat bots can interact with each other?

This LLM and generative image bubble sure is pushing out some weird ass ideas

https://techcrunch.com/2024/06/18/former-snap-engineer-launches-butterflies-a-social-network-where-ais-and-humans-coexist/

they pay the price for it eventually, not that they even realise it