As options roll out on paper Bitcoin products, how many people are going to think they can pull off stunts like this to generate a yield on their Bitcoin, only to get rekt in the process?
You walk into the room and you see your mum making a Bitcoin wallet and she takes a photo of her seed phrase, with her iCloud connected iPhone or Google Cloud connected Android device
What do you do?
Step 1: Contact random women online pretending to be Brad Pitt
Step 2: Get them to send you 5.6 BTC
Step 3: Profit
What a difference 50 BIPs makes, S&P crushing it, Gold smashing ATHs and recessionista's are looking for a new narrative to sell their doomer-driven clicks on social media
Inflation will pick up for sure, but no ones going to care because it's better to have inflation and a job than deflation and no job
Once the tradfi assets run up to a point where the returns diminish, it's going to be risk on that's Bitcoin and shitcoin getting the bid and we're off to the races!
2025 is when all your 100k laser eyes will be completely destroyed, your meme will be absolutely devasted and you'll have to come up with something new
You want it, you crave it, but what will you do if you ever secure a block?
Lol never, only MDMA and shrooms, is as far as I got! Is coke and cock a usual combo??
Okay serious question time, as a straight dude, what's the least amount of Bitcoin you can get paid to suck a mans penis?
You get to pick the dude, final dick approval, choose any dick you want
Lol looks like bro busted a major nut
When I have free time, after work and my work outs, I could spend it on watching a movie or tv series, maybe even a sporting match, but instead I waste it doing mythical calculations of what I need to do to reach some arbitrary number of Bitcoin
It's so stupid, but it it keeps my mental math brain sharp and I find it enjoyable, so just leave me alone!
Welcome to the purple bird app
You can't stop them, you can only drain their wallets and demonetise them in Bitcoin terms
While I am constantly checking my opsec over my few satoshis, scared to lose anything above on-chain mining fees, in shitcoin land a victim lost 12,083 spWETH tokens (~$32.4 million) after signing a malicious transaction, lol who are these absolute nutters keeping 32 million in a hot wallet?
https://www.theblock.co/post/318574/crypto-whale-loses-over-32-million-in-apparent-phishing-attack
$5 billion in annual losses on $3.7 billion in revenue, but don't worry bro, we're going to 3x revenue next year!
So they're basically renting the vehicles at insanely high premiums, while predatory, these people are still willing buyers, and made their decision based on I guess I can afford x a month and thats all the due diligence they do
I googled and they say the car retails for around 22k, so basically 4.5x the price while the cars value continues to trend towards zero, this has to be a parody