Dude made off with 1,800 BTC and 28,000 ETH all because people don't want to self custody and want to generate a yield. A story we've seen many times, but we're doomed to repeat it many more times

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/10/11/horst-jicha-skips-bail-new-york-cryptocurrency-fraud-fugitive.html

Lol shocking!

We out here hashing bro, what are you doing?

So you're telling me there's still a chance?

The Uptober I was promised in 2024, but has now suddenly been pushed to 2025!

https://m.primal.net/LUyT.mp4

Been almost a decade and bro is still refusing to take the L on this one, you had bad opsec, you didn't back up your keys, chalk it up as a lesson learned my dude

The chances of him recovering that drive in any condition is near zero!

https://www.zerohedge.com/crypto/british-man-sues-council-647-million-over-lost-bitcoin-landfill

We've all had them, we understand his pain, lol

Lol its nice to see people hanging around enjoying the moment, not a politician, grifter or cellphone in site

Lol we going back to blaming canada for everything buddy?

I get the BI company has hit a ceiling and there's not much you can do with it to ramp up your company market cap with it, but if you have a perfectly good business that generates cash flow, and you can stacks sats like he has done surly you don't need to change a winning formula

Pop me a link or a clip I'd like to see what they're doing, only thing I saw him offering was LN enabled addresses and that DID service, what else is he venturing into using BTC?

I run knots and I hardly ever look at the mempool these days too busy enjoying low fees lol

ROFL, but but he paid a LN invoice brooo

Lol calories per sat keeps increasing over time

Ofcourse he can, I just didn't see that this was the end come to pivot to becoming a financial services company, I thought they were like a BI company

Very few businesses who move away from their core offering tend to live long enough to share those lessons

I suppose MSTR is going to be offering you %5 risk free on your #Bitcoin? Is that what's going to be happening?

Lol What happened to his inscription DID product?

https://cryptobriefing.com/microstrategy-trillion-dollar-bitcoin/

Dudes make software that allows you to improve your financial privacy, and they get slapped with money laundering accusations and are arrested, and their service/business taken down

Meanwhile, banks are actively facilitating crime and admitting to money laundering, paying 3 billion in fines, and no one goes to jail

It was never about the crime it was always about the control

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/10/10/td-bank-3-billion-fine-doj-settle-money-laundering-drug-cartel.html

Ladies and gentlemen...the face reveal we've all been waiting for!

We got her, It's Sayloshi Hawktuahmoto!

Everyone is asking who is satoshi? Too few people are asking do I own enough Satoshis

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