Me looking at the couch considering ripping it apart for a possible $6 in coins so I can buy some more Bitcoin

Client: We want to pay you upfront for the next few months so we can book these expenses for tax season

Me: Steady lads, deploying capital!

Let her cook!

Ms Bitcoin Pagent going to be a bigger, no mids allowed

Lol Bro you just had a 2.5x your purchasing power in the space of a year, i'm sure you can afford any signing device your heart desires

nostr:npub1s0vtkgej33n7ec4d7ycxmwt78up8hpfa30d0yfksrshq7t82mchqynpq6j drops their passport prime device you can use to back up your keys, save passwords, generate your 2FA codes and even keep your nostr nsec safe

https://foundation.xyz/passport-prime/

Don't question it, just consume more content and get excited to consume more

Loving the V4V IRL movement, 5 million sats is legit!

In Tweeta dey make us pay for a blue check mark so we have priority in feeds, search and in replies. All blue checks have to fight for the impressions generated that day, if we don't make it to a certain amount of impressions we no get paid Joe.

Now they make us have a certain amount of verified followers to get better payouts, while advertisers are bidding less per 1000 impressions as more leave each year.

Lol that is true, we're lapping so many people and they don't even realise it

You only appreciate it when it's gone and it looks like its loooooong gone

Me: Bitcoin, How high are you going to go?

Bitcoin:

Imagine being so ahead of your time, it's wild

Lol but I need it, it's getting so hard to stay humble, just remind me of how poor I can get in an instant, this amount of constant winning is not good for my mental health

LOL for real, I'm spending stupid amounts of time on nostr too, it's getting really bad now I've had to constantly remind myself you're not ready to retire keep up the grind

All these ATH's are so tiresome, NGU bigglier and bigglier! Can't we rip down 50% just so I can feel something again?

https://video.nostr.build/4b0aa147836fb62e2ce19a2a3e784e205e23fe24b10e04dd71f037ef900cff93.mp4

Lol not a guarantee that they'll get it back, so many pitfalls, impermanent loss from liquidity pools, MEV sniping, redemption risk, the list goes on

Lol if $100k didn't trigger them nothing will, can't save everyone, only yourself!

Lol my nose is bleeding trying to adjust to the altitude

Lol that's cute, I remember when I went through my first round of game theory FUD