The dark sense of humor is the best sense of humor 🧡🫂🫡🔥

That was back in January or February when it was still in beta. I was just out of surgery stuck in bed with nothing to do. I stumbled across some invite codes here, so I decided to spend a bunch of time trolling communists on Bluesky with the basest memes and the dankest jokes in could find and think of. Banned within 3 days with almost 300 blocks in that time. There's a post about it on my old npub somewhere 😂

SO FRAGRANT #foodstr

I dunno, someone once made a post about how you should tip overweight waitresses and I turned it into a joke about cowtipping, and I think things like that had a lot to do with how I got banned the first time round 😂

I wish I took a screenshot of that. It was a masterpiece 🤌

Yeah! 😁

It's what I called it after my bacon started actually fixing the seasoning on my poor pan that I'd been coating in seed oils for years. Things would stick to it all the time, but not anymore. I actually wasn't eating much bacon before either, and this coincided with me wanting to eat more meat/saturated fat. Big win for my pan tbh.

Have fun. I couldn't survive.

Beef shoulder roast about to be oven'd in a cast iron #foodstr

How does it feel to disappoint your entire bloodline when you could have just bought Bitcoin?

Congrats on blowing up more spectacularly than a Michael Bay film.

Your portfolio meltdown puts Chernobyl to shame.

Your trade was so bad, even the hot Asian chicks on Twitter won't ask you about it anymore.

I hope you like rice and beans, cause you're gonna have to have fun staying poor after this.

FULLY COMMITTED 🫡

Yeah. #neveragain

Ever since I started making bacon and other animal-fatty things on mine, the seasoning has improved significantly. I don't think it's ever rusted since I started the bacon therapy.

I do have a cast iron kettle that rusts and I eye it suspiciously 🤨 though I haven't had any issues drinking the water I boil in it. I use my other smaller one most of the that's fine.

Gonna try my hand at my first roast beef. I have a nice shoulder cut that's going in the oven later.

I have a start9 but I don't like it's network settings. I think the team is going to update that for their next release, but I think I'm going to set something up lnd or something on my vps and see how that goes.

The cast iron, to build on the seasoning.

😂💀😂💀😂💀

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Good morning ✌️🧡

I hope to set up my own node and link it back up to Alby hub so I can keep using them.

Can't wait 🍿

Some zaps now take three tries on Minibits -> NWC -> Amethyst, but the behavior is inconsistent. WoS is still hard to zap on the first try, same as when I was using Alby.

The fact check cleared the lowest bar possible to avoid questioning the real issue 😂

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