Alright I've probably been dicking around long enough. Time for bed.
GN frens! π
You get yer bits cut off?
Or is that one of them "insensitive" questions to ask nowadays?
Wait, guys, when I told that guy I'd give him 10k sats, it wasn't supposed to be shared and spread around the entire Nostr space.
Wtf yall doin'? π₯²
But what if I told you the sandwich "identifies" as a gourmet burger?
What then, huh!?
Bigot.
I will personally give you 10k sats if you somehow manage to pull a chick from #datechain π€£
Wait, guys are unorinically using #datechain ?
Guys, being a loser was part of the "haha I'm a geeky #Bitcoin guy" aesthetic. You weren't supposed to take it seriously
Sorry dude, you're just gonna have to die alone
Man sometimes I see a post and I'm tempted to just shitpost the fuck out of it.
But not this time. She's nearly 40 and single, her life is rough enough.
Even I can be benevolent when the mood strikes me π
Buy a colour-camera, woman
It ain't the 1940's anymore gramma π€
That's your pickup line?
Looks like #Bitcoin isn't the only deflating asset on this date...
That's your pickup line?
Looks like #Bitcoin isn't the only deflating asset on this date...
I might seem like an acerbic asshole, but deep down inside...
I'm secretly judging you for being too much of a bitch
Take away those boots and what are you?
That's right.
5"4'
As a South African, I apologize for Elon Musk. He clearly wasn't bullied enough before he left.
We'll do a better job next time π«‘
This still isn't political unless you wanna make cold, hard facts a political position π€
