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getgle - crypto zigger ♠️ :cob:
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https://getgle.org Everything I say is either sarcasm or satire, every image I post is parody, when I hit the like button it is sometimes accidental and when it's not accidental it is not an endorsement of the post I liked, when I emoji react many times I hit the wrong emoji PROUD DADCEL, I LOVE MY PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND & UNBORN SON. HE/SHE WILL GROW UP TO BE JUST LIKE ME. 🚬 THIS IS OUR COUNTRY NOW. ALL Q PATRIOTS RISE UP. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! :cob: website: https://getgle.org YOU GET GLEE Pronouns: getgle.org / www.getgle.org , if you refer to me by other pronouns you're a bigot All of my posts are satire

I WANT physiognomy to be wrong. I spend HOURS every day, crying in front of soy-looking men, praying an insightful thought to come out of them. Nothing. I ask innocuous questions to people with unfortunate skull shapes, hoping they'll surprise me with insightful answers. Nothing.

Redditors: "I will NOT say X, it will always be Twitter"

Redditors: "I will NOT say Gulf of America, it will always be Gulf of Mexico"

Me: "I will NOT refer to you as a woman, you will ALWAYS be male"

Redditor: :akkoCry:

lmao I saw a bunch of feminists saying men only like the left because they're pedophiles

Is the definition of pedophile just "attracted to women" now? Like if you don't want to fuck crossdressers from RuPaul's Drag Race then you're a pedophile? :insane:

How do you gaslight your girlfriend into wanting you to piss in her mouth

nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpq3r2d5qdmr2lf24hyjyvc4zmur55l8r8zlm22ldyngz3sp233fjcqd66rur nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqm6p5l4eycf0zzn48tt8crtekjl4pyzp5663x3dm76qa4mn44c50szr9uhu I stopped using lxde when xfeces released the whisker menu. Both ran the same on my computer and I liked being able to use the search instead of diving through menus. I never went down lxqt pipeline. the way the lxqt developer went about releasing his desktop environment was so fucking weird though it's hilarious

he basically announced that lxde development was over and that lxqt was the replacement. even though the lxde developers were still making lxde and had literally nothing to do with lxqt project. It's so funny most people fell for it

nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqlslrj2jys4sdcr5llf6m8rxedljeqgreft4998xnzt6tjprnegwqfugx4l Nazis are like 90 years old in senior homes. Liberals constantly scream about people being nazis but it's literally impossible. No matter how racist you are you will never be a Nazi

YWNBAN

nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqlslrj2jys4sdcr5llf6m8rxedljeqgreft4998xnzt6tjprnegwqfugx4l me when arabs, blacks and spics started rapidly appearing everywhere in my town 8 months before the election

and the reign will kill us all

we throw ourselves against the wall

where no one else can see

the preservation of the martyr in me