Zap Relay Contracts
Data Vending Machines (DVM) has me thinking about decentralized betting markets.
Why couldn't a DVM job be a bet based on an arbitrary piece of data between two or more npubs?
E.g. user broadcasts job to relays based on outcome of XYZ sportballs event. User gives 2:1 odds based on XYZ outcome of XYZ event. User pays zap + overcollateralization. Funds held in a DLC-like "escrow" until outcome is achieved.
Relay processes xyz data, processes zap payment from both parties, collects fee after winner is paid-out.
#penisbutter

Me: "I should spend less money"
Also me:

Can't stop thinking about Data Vending Machines.
Bitcoin is designed to be hard to change.
We barely understand the implications of the last few soft forks.
The default stance for any future soft fork should be skepticism.
There is no such thing as public health emergency exception to the US Constitution.
Gm frenz

Derpepe #pepethon

#pepethon

The Nostr homies during #pepethon

Nostr is the coolest thing since Bitcoin.
In your opinion, what is the most interesting #nostr project being built right now?
What the fuck do people do all day that don't care about their work?
Notice how none of the people that rallied for Inscriptions or Drivechains are on Nostr.
There's a lesson there.
Alright I'm ready to admit that women on nostr are real and not a psyop, nostr:npub14yf4yasnqgpkzjrzhysshglf82e8nkp8r9sn5hzqu4n244k3avtshhwpyu took my tinfoil hat off for a moment
No way they are real
Officially left X/Twitter
Full Nostr now 😎
Tell your friends and family you love them today.
Bitcoin is permissionless money, not permissionless innovation.
The hubris to bring your shitcoin science projects to the global base layer of money is *insulting*
I don't want my savings fucked with.
The first Nostr commit was on November 7th 2020.
By this time, there were already calls to have Donald Trump removed from social media.
Within two months, the sitting US president would be banned from every major social media network.
Just like the inception of Bitcoin was during the aftermath of the Great Financial Crisis, the origin of Nostr coincides with the removal of one of the most prominent history from social media.



Feels like a good time to bring this one out of the meme archive.
