mrs allen: âis there a rave in the graveyard?â
me: âa gRave?â
mrs allen: âhahaha this is the funniest thing youâve said in months hahahaahahhaa-â
[hasnât stopped laughing]
I think Iâll put the ETF post here first. you just gotta pinky promise not to tweet it.
this is entirely reflexive on her part. she has no idea what any of this means, nor does she care.
select quotes from mrs allen this morning:
âyouâre just arguing about definitions, arenât you? this doesnât make any difference in the real world does it?â
âomg youâre sooooo annooooooooooying.â
âoh nooooooooooooo, not one of those days when you write! Iâm gonna be aloooooooooooooone.â
few.
sometimes I worry my wife doesnât get me
I legit tried to solve Goldbachâs conjecture as a math undergrad. I ended up with a really solid proof that itâs either true or false.
this is obviously a joke but itâs also a fun case study on hype and fear mongering about âAIâ and the philosophy of computation in general.
an 8 year old can understand the Collatz Conjecture but it doesnât seem like there is enough energy in the universe to brute force our way to a counterexample that would disprove it. you need to actually *think* and computers canât do that. nostr:note18chjaagfgvcuqvcrmsqt83sy532xz9pfnyl6vsmnsxxaslx4pr5qjeuywr
slow work day today guys, so Iâm gonna try to prove the Collatz Conjecture. wish me luck.
god damn it, I like google now.
but I also hate google so this is confusing.
plus airdropping memes to strangers on public transport. whatâs not to love?
look Iâm just gonna come out and say it, guys: apple products are cool, okay?
if that changes your opinion of me, Iâd be happy to fire angry notes at you from my pink macbook. up to you.
starting to think all these trillion dollar walled garden tech monopolies are maybe up to no good âŚ
âunculturedâ is absolutely right. smh.
it has been brought to my attention that some of you donât appreciate a good INNA bop.
oh absolutely