Basically, revolutionaries never go far enough, and if they're not going to go far enough, they should stop upsetting people. Or killing them, for that matter.

-- Bob Black

No one should ever work... In order to stop suffering, we have to stop working.

-- Bob Black

A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon.

Buy the negatives at any price.

In anarchy, there are as many "moralities" as there are anarchists, taken individually, or groups or associations of anarchists. Thus, in anarchy, one is amoral.

-- Emile Armand

Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is

particularly dead about a door-nail. I might have been inclined, myself,

to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade.

But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands

shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for. You will therefore permit

me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail.

-- Charles Dickens, "A Christmas Carol"

Your fly might be open (but don't check it just now).

No one wants a boss, to be a boss, to work under a boss. The people you like working with are the people you respect as individuals.

-- Alan Moore

Caution: Keep out of reach of children.

Writing is turning one's worst moments into money.

-- J.P. Donleavy

Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments.

The two principles referred to are authority and liberty, and the names of the two schools of socialistic thought which fully and unreservedly represent one or the other of them are, respectively, state socialism and anarchism.

-- Benjamin Tucker

Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon.

Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto?

A: He found out what "kimosabe" really means.

Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A: A nervous wreck.

As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

-- Mikhail Bakunin

Nine-tenths of the activities of modern government are harmful; therefore the worse they are performed, the better.

-- Bertrand Russell

An avocado-tone refrigerator would look good on your resume.

The lovely woman-child Kaa was mercilessly chained to the cruel post of

the warrior-chief Beast, with his barbarian tribe now stacking wood at

her nubile feet, when the strong clear voice of the poetic and heroic

Handsomas roared, 'Flick your Bic, crisp that chick, and you'll feel my

steel through your last meal!'

-- Winning sentence, 1984 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.

Obviously, the revolution will produce many misfortunes, many sufferings; but if it produced one hundred times more of them, it would still be a blessing relative to what one endures today.

-- Errico Malatesta

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice.

-- Mark Twain