Customer review:
★ ★ ★ ☆
“They did an amazing job creating an image of Frodo on my garage door. I would have given a 4-star review but the door installer clogged my toilet and I had to call a plumber.”
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They fucked up big. Try as they might they won’t succeed after that COVID fiasco.
Public service announcement to all garage door lovers:
Stop eating that Caesar salad and check for any safety recalls before consuming. You never know when Listeria monocytogenes could be lurking.
Haiku:
Your piece of crap car
A really nice garage door
The door deserves more
Just do it. We can put a matrix shoe on your garage door. 
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Sure as shit. It’s on there!
Want beer on your garage door? We won’t mess that up for everyone. 
You could do it yourself or you could get the garage door team that knows what they’re fucking doing.
Seed phrases are the new Jimmy Hoffa.
We can preserve the memories of your most beloved pets for all of eternity.
Buy a garage door and we’ll take one punch off of your local coffee shop punch card for you.
Customer Review:
★☆☆☆
“The garage door is great but I’m pretty sure the door installer stole my tools.”
Customer review:
★ ★ ★ ☆
“They expertly installed my garage door. I only gave a 3 star rating bc their “special prize” (for scheduling an installation) was a crummy shoe horn. Plus, I’m pretty sure the guy ate chili the night before.”
Everything for your friends but the law for your enemies.
I do not “make everything about garage doors.” Rude!