Now booking Summer camps for the kiddos. We’ll have lots of fun activities like: Torsion spring tightening and maintenance, pulley and sheave management, bearing plates, weather stripping, and so many more fun activities. 1-800-garage-door
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Official garage door of Forks Washington. The only brand of English made, used, no flood, garage doors. 
An oldie but definitely a goodie! 
Just a reminder that we trade services for payment. That dentist finally received their permanent garage door today!
I always get my wife a new garage door related item for Mother’s Day. I have the kids get her up really really early, take her to see her Mother’s Day prize, and then report back to me in bed. Mothers love garage doors and garage door related items. Happy Mother’s Day!
I think Preston Pysh said this (not sure if it was his quote or whether he was quoting someone else): “Bitcoin is a metronome of truth.” (Now paraphrase) It just keeps producing new blocks every 10 minutes without fail.
Now that’s real science! 
Twilight movie haiku brought to you by The Original Genuine Garage Door:
Jacob is the worst
Bella is Edward’s princess
Jacob can suck it
Can’t wait to learn about this! Thanks
Customer review:
★ ★ ★ ☆ ★
“I did a virtual installation of a used garage chandelier. I really appreciate the fact that they made sure I didn’t purchase a used chandelier that had been in a flood. It was odd that installer talked non-stop about two lovers named Bella and Edward.” 
Tired of being insulted for not have a fancy garage? We can help. We have an assortment of chandeliers that will make your neighbors jealous. 
I agree. The cheese is old and moldy.
BTW. I think I have to correct my misinterpretation of the sats strike sent me. They send me 0.0009032 and I interpreted it as they shorted me. I thought this bc the last decimal was missing and bc I had visually compared it to my last 25 dollar order of 0.00090914. Not that you care but I didn’t want to let it slip that I made a mistake.
BTW. I think I have to correct my misinterpretation of the sats strike sent me. They send me 0.0009032 and I interpreted it as they shorted me. I thought this bc the last decimal was missing and bc I had visually compared it to my last 25 dollar order of 0.00090914. Not that you care but I didn’t want to let it slip that I made a mistake.
Nurses ask for a major sponsorship for nurses week and we came through. No phony pizza parties here!
