it’s a dog, one eye is her eye color (green) and the other is mine (brown 🤮)
A small duck and goose that came with it too
I know I ain’t in the thread but my girlfriend sleeps with the stuffed animal I got her every night
life is difficult and there’s too much stuff I gotta do, life is gonna be hectic asf starting next week but I’ve got the woman of my dreams and I’m doing a hell of a lot better now than I was this time last week
unreasonably happy rn
My folks think I've gone crazy
And I don't feel too sure
And yet there's nothin' wrong with me
That weddin' bells won't cure
UK prisons: doing the job the court system won't do.
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heard a story from my mum who knew a prison guard in either Aus or NZ, can't remember which but at any rate one of the new inmates was a pedo which already put him in bad standing but it turns out he had molested the niece of one of the prison gang's leaders -- he had hose inserted up his ass, razor wire inserted up the hose, and the hose removed
it was from the bottom floor of a 3 story building though :face_with_raised_eyebrow_a:
... you see, this is humorous because it combines the word "ginger" and "nigger" in a way that mildly resembles the word "giga", meaning large 🤓
I came down a chimney once
spectacular aim on my part I must say
based
you gotta use high quality stuff
like a butane blowtorch
>he doesn’t use a welder as a defibrillator
smh my head