and this was at 6pm lmao

I once welded on an empty stomach and 7 double strength coffees 😎

I don't particularly like coffee, it makes my piss smell weird lol

I wanted you to know

That you're everything to me

'Cause I've been hooked on those eyes

The way you smile, that dirty mouth saying "fuck me now"

I had 3 cawfees for breakfast 😎

how do you know :face_with_raised_eyebrow_a:

>look at rubric

>at the bottom it recommends to read the rubric

:pepe_durr_2:

good morning brother

that's what marriage (and any good relationship for that matter) is -- love, devotion, and mutual servitude

nah fuck women (post marriage, live a long and happy life of devotion and mutual servitude with her and raise many children)

man with erectile dysfunction confirmed

>its so hard

man confirmed

>stabbed boyfriend

As do I

I do no such thing

Milk is the White Man’s drink, a little coffee just makes it more interesting

it’s how you make the company coffee passable