audiobooks are gay, manual labour should be done in 26F weather while shirtless and listening to lonesome country music

better

t. mole

I wonder how it would feel to put my dick in this

enis genis

I think he's partially why I like Tyler Childers so much as well

brilliant author

total pedo death

My favorite fiction books are Reaper Man, Ender's Shadow, and The Sun Also Rises

it's been a few years since I read any new fiction

role reversal 👀

My dad banned me from reading one summer cus I spent all my time doing it 💀

the two sides of Terry Pratchett

I don't think any game needs them

sent the girlfriend a picture of me wearing my uniform but I looked rather disheveled as I'd just finished off a 12.5 hour day with an hour of muay thai and she seemed to think I looked good

hadn't shaved in 2 days, tie was half falling off, and my shirt was only about 1/3rd tucked in

thanks mr man made horrors beyond my comprehension :)

It would for me too but I refuse to read things online and I can't justify buying a book right now

I apologize for posting so much lyrics I shall pull myself out of my rut and get back to the regularly scheduled dick joke posting

Now my hair has turned to silver

All my life, I've loved in vain

I can see her star in Heaven

Blue eyes crying in the rain

Someday when we meet up yonder

We'll stroll hand in hand again

In a land that knows no parting

Blue eyes crying in the rain

💀