I already have to drive half an hour each way to go to my current church. The next closest one is an hour and a half away. My choices locally are Seventh Day Adventists, but considering I am Catholic and had to put up with this specific 7th Day church leaving fliers on our doorstep and calling my family the servants of satan since Childhood I am going to pass. I can go to the Episcopalians church, but they now have fag flags flying year round. I can go to one of the generic non-dom Christian churches, but they literally bus homeless, crazies, and drug addicts from the big city into town and feed them until they establish camps and start breaking shit, stealing everything they can, and shooting up in public.

Orthodox isn't even an option unless I am going to drive five hours every single week.

create names that only make sense in your head :gigachad2:

wrong way but nice