I really got given a great opportunity to get lots of sleep and I’m not taking it

no

coon and friends

true

THATS CALLED A SLEEP BROTHER HH

Gm

bouncy sacks :)

I’ve never fucked a sheep brother HH

Eunuch detected

I have considered a raccoon trebuchet several times because it’s a long (and smelly) walk to the spot I dump them

it’s smelly cus I hold them by the tail and that opens up their asshole and the smell wafts upward💀

I hate to kill the poor bastards, they’re just doing what they can to feed their family

but at the same time, they’re my chickens and I’m not letting anything harm them if I have any say in the matter

reminds me of the first time I shot a raccoon and I was all shaky and such

It was in a trap and I put the barrel of the gun into the cage, it put its mouth over the opening and sorta looked up at me, I pulled the trigger

only issue is my retarded ass forgot to turn off the safety in my adrenaline-filled state and nothing happened, I turned off the safety and shot it but it had taken its mouth off the barrel by then

I fired two rounds into it and my dad immediately started yelling at me that I only needed to use one but I was fully prepared to mag dump into it so it died sooner even though I’m fairly sure it was just the nerves doing what the nerves do

my woman very much comes from the mindset of “all animals are cute, I’ll never kill one no matter what”

I asked her what she’d do if I was halfway across the world and there was a raccoon that needed to be killed and she said she’d just call me and wait lol

but if she learns how to drive the tractor I’m gonna end up a housewife cus she’ll have too much fun driving around

thinking about the fact I still ain’t taught my woman how to drive the tractor

no

Based