Those spicy potato tacos are optional

Mistake?

I’d fuck up some Taco Bell rn

I bet she’d enjoy me popping her back afterwards 😳

I'm going over 8000 miles away and I don't think she'd enjoy being stuck in a suitcase that whole time

If it counts for anything I've been hit with a ricochet from the black powder shotgun when I fired it so I already have :face_with_raised_eyebrow_a:

shooting myself or getting my tasks done

looking forward to seeing the family in Aus and NZ cus I haven't seen them in ages but fuck bro I just wanna snuggle on the couch with my woman and watch Die Hard

looking forward to spending Christmas and New Years without the girlfriend yet again (this is bullshit I'm going to wrap my car around a tree)

it'll be lovely brother HH

I have an essay to write, a test to take, a fucking service project to do, and I need to buy at least 2 gifts for the girlfriend

Might shoot myself ngl

I didn't realise there was anything wrong with the top image for a while lol

factual and true

based

why must you be aggressively wholesome

an awful lot of boys woulda been involved in that I think

Strange consistency for that to be boys ain't it?

FUCK I was gonna say this

F in chat

well uhhhh no you