I can’t exercise because whenever I try I just end up cock slapping my own nuts
Shit man you’re right, you as a random internet retard that may not even be real just convinced me to kill myself in spite of my wonderful woman and good work life
fag
gf just said my name in her sleep :cat_stare:
The shit I want to say but can’t cus it’s a thread with tose
>take fat shit
>admire shit
>take a photo because of how impressive the shit is
>clog the toilet
I look like Ryan Gosling if Ryan Gosling was a frenchman with down syndrome
never met a pilot who didn't love snoopy
friend of mine got a call from his friend saying his friend (on a motorbike) was being chased by pissed off Mexicans and he needed him to grab his shotgun and go stand in the lawn
sure enough, 5 minutes later the guy shows up with a beat up truck tailing him and they slam on the brakes and chuck it into reverse, fuck off someplace else
Very cute hh
Gm
literally me