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:cat_stare: Doc (WBS Edition) :cat_stare_activated:
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just another guy marginally retarded

just got off call with the wife and she messaged me saying

"I love you with all my heart

You are the best thing in my life

Easily"

Nice!

gotta love names that actually fit the features of the animals

don't lie nigga you got a whiff of them armpit pheromones and you're gonna go chase him down

lol

Macaroni is cute but Ash is definitely better though

I can't complain too bad, she offers to pay for a lot of things and when I take her up on it she actually does it and never holds it over my head

she also buys me very nice gifts on special occasions and is all-around wonderful

already got thousands of dollars in the proverbial hole 😔

wouldn't trade it for the world though

used this joke on mine except it was over text so I couldn't gauge her reaction 😔

what the fuck man I like well done steak, these negroes aren't gonna steal the peak of culinary invention from me

me too

some women whine about cock sizes and then use something they don't even put inside them to jerk off smh

depictions of AOC but flat and wearing modest, normal clothing will be