>tell my wife
>she says “now you know how I feel lol”
>dog farts
>smells absolutely terrible
>bury my face in my shirt so I smell my deodorant instead of the dogs fart
>take my face out after a bit
>its all good
>dog farts again
gonna go shove a pencil up my urethra
didn’t you know, depressants make the brain work
I refuse to use it cus I have to make an (((account)))
Yeah I remember those
very pretty, very cool, made me somewhat uneasy though
the wildflowers are lovely in spring though
I was by the coast the other week and was absolutely shocked cus I forgot the land ends
I know logically it does but it was so weird being able to look out and there was just a line with nothing after
35 here rn
thanks
my goats are destroying my trees so I’m going to aid the bark, thus bark-aid (pronounced similarly to barcade, popular millennial retreat and shitposting topic (
I watched it several years ago, the only scene I remember she’s at a tournament and stuffs a paper towel up her cooter
the reason I found out about the whole thing is one of my buddies messaged me and said he wasn’t terminally online enough to understand what “golden nigger” means and asked me to explain lmao
Awesome
oi mate how’s it going