I'm sorry brother man

though she did buy me a Bible with my name embroidered into it so that's cool

I told my woman I really want model trains and she hasn't bought any for me 😔

just farted 4 times

>join hot tub

>get hot tubbed

how could this happen to me

so far in all 3 tests I've taken in this class I've gotten a 91%

:guninmouth:

my left nut hurts so fucking much I'm actually going to blow my brains out

everything (my head and scrote) hurts

:impaler:

gonna go jerk off and also cry fr

bought her gifts, made a card, gonna buy her flowers and dinner, bought a hotel room, and she hasn't even asked me to be her valentine 😔

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stimulating the vagina

I think if I were on drugs I'd be doing something other than posting on fedi

a solid 20% of the niggas on here have seen photos of her an I lol

this entire conversation has just been you listing various drugs lol

dude is straight up retarded

nigga loves his drugs

holy fuck what a retarded sentence lmao

but yeah actually my wife is black (irish)