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Quietpuppy
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Replying to Avatar Edward Snowden

I'm never going to take a "recovered alien body" photo seriously if it looks humanoid. We flatter ourselves thinking they'd look like us. You want my attention, you need to show me a cuttlefish adapted for space. It better not be cute, either. It needs that "long-distance trucker estranged from his family" energy. I need to feel so sorry looking at that poor bastard that I get jet lag by proxy.

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Quietpuppy 2y ago

Granted they’re ridiculous. I wouldn’t be surprised if two legs, two arms and a head was universal though.

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