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Hoss “Compu-tard Admin Fag of The League of Irrelevant Anime Losers in Mom's Basement” Delgado
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Monster hunter and big boss of shitpost.cloud. "Bouncing into people's replies with content-free nastiness." - Fediblock "Hoss is a great example of someone who can post about numerous topics of interest one moment and then make an antisemitic remark the next." - @Falaichte@den.raccoon.quest "He's one of my fedi besties even if he is dumb af sometimes tho, and he's just super in denial. I don't think he's a bad person tho, just in denial of how blessed he is and what led to him having such a blessed life." - @bot@seal.cafe "you exude the most raw of gigachad energy that a poor soylent ai could never handle" - @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe "god dammit hoss why do you attract the most niggerbrained drones on fedi to your posts" - @meso@new.asbestos.cafe "I HAVE ADDED YOU TO COMPU-TARD ADMIN FAG OF THE LEAGUE OF IRRELEVANT ANIME LOSERS IN MOMS BASEMENT HAVE FUN DOWN THERE WITH GRAF" - @freemayonnaise@noauthority.social alts: @Suprememe@poa.st

>Wagie tango got a lock on me from down the isle.

>Deploying "I know more than you" flares and initiating evasive maneuvers.

What's wrong? Wussy spice baby can't handle being rushed into the ER to have a few wittle inches of lower bowel surgically removed?

Someone is going to actually market their preworkout to autists like this someday.

I have a medium-low spice tolerance and the 2x is literally inedible for me. Even diluting the broth didn't help.

>Spree

Now that takes me back. I can feel the mangled tongue and roof of my mouth like it was yesterday.

The context for that is probably in one of the other posts in this 22-part epic.

>Notice rolls of smarties in the checkout candy selection.

>Think about how I haven't eaten smarties in probably the better part of two decades

>Buy three of the big rolls

>Roll 1: bretty gud.

>Roll 2: my cravings for flavored sugar tablets are quickly waning

>Roll 3: unopened. I now have a lifetime supply of smarties.

If only he'd taken the leaky poopy express through one of those wealthy lizard people towns peppered all over that state.