>"Finally the horny, bloody, lesbian incel comedy America has been waiting for."
>bombs in the box office
>six gorillion articles immediately published about how it's your fault
Nothing erodes your sanity quite like work-home-work-home-work-home over and over and over and over and over and over for the next fifty years of your life.
one thing I fucking hate is when a programming language puts meaning on which type of quotes you use
>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN ONLY USE SINGLE QUOTES FOR CHARS THERE'S SIMPLY NO WAY FOR THE COMPILER TO ACCOUNT FOR THIS NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Oy vey, goyim. Going faster than the speed of light is antisemitic.
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This is a fantastic idea that we should be socially pressuring all Silicon Valley corporations into doing.
Prove I'm not a robot you say? Certainly. Watch me violate the First Law of Robotics right now motherfucker.
Sometimes Google doesn't even give me results after completing their little cuck CAPTCHA. I'll do it and then Google will say "lol thanks, but you're still not getting those results". Fuck Google, I'd love to see their campuses burned to the ground and every single one of their executives drawn and quartered in the public square. And that's not hyperbole, I fucking mean it.
I never expected Microsoft to lie to me. You truly can't trust anybody these days.
Speaking of which, remember when Windows 10 was routed as "the last Windows"?
We don't like to talk about Windows 8. Microsoft would prefer you forget.
It's just cope from a bunch of people who are trying to ignore the reality that the Silicon Reaper is about to show up on their doorstep.
Seems smart to be on your best behavior when you're a refugee in a country where it is very trivial for the host nation to ship your ass back.
Seems like a good way to get the Polacks to march you back across the Ukrainian border at gunpoint.
This meme has legs.
This is a way better use of Brandon stickers than at gas pumps.
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This is what it truly means to be superhuman.
I lighthearted poke fun at zoomers but I'm self-aware about being a crusty old Millennial, even if I'm on the very late end of that cohort.
?name=p_PwK9GSyltIrQ.pngWaking up on Saturday morning is like Christmas, except instead of presents I get to scroll through my posts and check for cringe.
I'm gonna get myself in trouble with spirytus and Red Bull one day. At least I didn't post too much cringey whiney shit this time aside from bitching about denting my second gold coin.
I didn't do anything to Cracksmoker.