How do you train these? what kind of software do I need? I want to make a Hoss model.
What a hero. Thank you for your service, sir.
Then why get so defensive with some random retard on the Internet? Go on and live your glamorous life.
If that’s your pathetic version of life, have it.
Don’t tell us we’re doomed to such a pathetic fate.
You are doomed to such a pathetic fate.
You will never be a billionaire. You have no references, you have no luck, you have no rich family members. You are an Amazon employee twisted by low wages and high work hours into a crude mockery of a happy man.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your life choices behind closed doors.
Rich people are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed bosses to sniff out serfs with incredible efficiency. Even wagies who make above $15 an hour act uncanny and unnatural to a man. The purple bags under your eyes and wrinkles on your forehead are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a woman home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she finds a man with a yearly income of $500,000.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and pretend to laugh at the quote unquote "basement dwelling manchildren living with their parents", but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Your only consolation are your cheap Chinese made toys and your capeshit movies where Britbong actors in spandex pretend to fight some CGI bad guy.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope with a pre-tied noose and have it shipped to you by Amazon Prime, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. They’ll give you a cheap funeral, bury you with a cheap headstone, and your boss will pretend to give a shit about you by giving out "thoughts and prayers" before laughing to himself and finding the next sucker. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is that of an overworked soulless serf who never knew true happiness.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back
We need a Sir David Attenborough AI voice narration over this describing the gay nigga courtship ritual.
Nothing will happen to them and they know it. They have power, you don't.
I am officially rooting for Vivek to stay in the race because I want this to be a Morrowind-themed election year.
“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.”
~C.S. Lewis
I don't actually know how to do the ol' "pick a card" magic trick, but I like to do it anyway to play the 2% odds that I successfully pull it off on accident.
You get a pass for not being a bongoid.
It looks like a recolor because that is what it is. This dyke is basically screeching donut steal at a multinational after already giving everybody permission to use her OC.
Something something something actions something something consequences. Oopsiedoodles.
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>I deserve lifetime residuals for putting some colored lines on a flag that represents domestic violence and dead bedrooms.
Sometimes people are so stupid they find a way for me to end up on the same side as Disney of all fucking entities. I feel dirty.
God's strongest mercenary was needed to fight a war in heaven.
>Mio, we need to cook.