>Haha Elon is so dumb he made Twitter worthl-
I don't even like the guy, but I'm gonna enjoy the blueskycel cope if its valuation continues to rise.
El Ogro de la Sobredosis
Was fucking wild when he doubled down on his take about the father in the audience who died by saying if it had been his own mom who got shot he'd think she'd deserve it too. I'm guessing the Bonnells don't talk with their son much.
I hate this smug little dwarf so much. It's a crime against everything good and just in the world that this faggot somehow rose above his lowly station as a nobody carpet cleaner in Nebraska to be given a platform where retards actually listen to a single world that comes out this dipshit's mouth.
>Threatens to slit people's throats in their sleep.
>Gets off to writing BDSM rape porn.
Clearly the voice of reason here.
YouTube video that's 15 minutes but only 35 seconds of is content and the rest is just an absurdly long chain of sponsorship segments.
I think I may have accidentally drawn the attention of a schizo on Xitter.
The sheer volume of police interrogation clips that exists on YouTube is a stark reminder that no matter how retarded you think you are, you're still way smarter than the seemingly endless amounts of idiots who will talk to cops without a lawyer.
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Come for the tax breaks. Stay because you got lost on I-95.
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The virgin benchmark index vs the CHAD SHINY ROCK. How are those "yielding assets" working out for you now, 401kucks?
LIFEHACK: Underwater on your Cybertruck? Park it a block or two away from a Tesla dealership overnight and collect your insurance payout when a pack of feral trannies burn it.
Dunno why niggas be digging up my greatest hits from a year+ ago today, but I'm here for it. It's like I'm reading fresh bangers because I forgot I wrote them.
The Devtac Ronin is the only piece of expensive meme tacticool gear that I've ever actually kinda wanted. Closet thing on the market to a Halo Spartan helmet.
This is true. Troons can't stand us laughing at them, they've gone to great lengths to force normal people to stop laughing under threat of being socially and economically ostracized. The very thought that the laughter is starting to come back has been enough to make thousands rope.
Dems be like "Why are you making fun of your guys? You're supposed to treat them like infallible gods descended from the heavens to walk among the lowly mortals."
This total war between Hasan Piker and Ethan Klein has been so kino. I hope they irreparably destroy each other.
>tfw the smartest guy in your entire party is a brain damaged Cro-Magnon.
At least the CIA building is probably being used for official government business like torturing Syrian taxi drivers or something. Why are we paying for Obongo's presidential storage unit?
Damn that dastardly DOGE for...accidentally outing a CIA black site? Uh, based?
