NAFOids have been prepping the "Ackshully, Russia lost even though they got everything they wanted" for over a year now. They're ready for that L to be crammed up their ass.
>You'll never get the password to my wallet, nocoiner!
Let's see what my pair of special decryption garden shears has to say about that.
>Silver slightly down.
>My silver miners close up with over $2700 in gains.
Better luck next time, jews.
You should've said "nigga heil Hitler".
>Haha hey y'know how I wanted to strip you of your rights, livelihood, property and freedom because you wouldn't get the jab and now you want to shoot me in the face and kick my corpse into a roadside ditch? How about we just, like, turn over a new leaf bro?
>Ay caramba, I wanted the fat gringas to chase me, but not like this.
>You don't understand! The modern economy will stop functioning unless the masses are coerced into spending and/or speculating their savings!
:marseythonk:
Watch Trump be put in a position where he's forced to bail out the banks '08 style while all the MIGApedes are like "w-wait wait this is actually 4D Chess the libtards are gonna be totally ownerinoed!"
:marseybane: THE FIRE RISES :marseybane:
Just preordered a dozen copies of Hogwarts Legacy 2 after being informed that it's funding trans genocide.
Chinkernet don't got no tranny freaks or literal whores running around on it. They're clearly doing at least a few things right, gotta admit.
>Author's name is followed by an alphabet soup of meme credentialism.
This is exactly the kind of person who insists on being addressed with the doctor title even though they don't fix people or discover Nobel-worthy breakthroughs in physics.
Microsoft's software is getting progressively worse as they gradually replace the tranny spergs with H1-B jeets.
Creating sub-microscopic amounts of elements in particle colliders isn't new, but these idiots are pretending like CERN just discovered the Philosopher's Stone.
This nigger is so fucking retarded I think even IFLScience would be too academic of a read for him.
France has the CFA Franc scam to fall back on in case they need to rugpull the foreign reserves of like half of Africa.
>OH FUCK OH FUCK WE SOLD THE GOLD AND THEY DON'T KNOW WE SOLD THE GOLD WE FUCKING SOLD IT NOBODY EXPECTED PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY WANT THE ROCKS FUCK FUCK FUCK!
They fear the shiny rocks.
Whelp, now she'll be made to pay her tab and be sent back with absolutely nothing to show for the past 20 years in terms of wealth accrual.
Well, considering she's racked up a $1.82m tab with the feds, I suspect she won't own that home for much longer.
It's called football because the ball is a foot long. Metriccels stay seething.
The peace negotiator Russia is sending to the meeting in Istanbul looks like he should have a barcode on the back of his head.
I've never wished so badly for an unsolicited jeet call so I could laugh in his face and tell him his entire family getting vaporized is gonna be my weekend entertainment.
I'm pinning the current chance of a nuclear exchange in the subcontinent at 25%. I think it's one of the rare conflicts where such thing is possible without global thermonuclear annihilation following shortly thereafter.
If Hitler was alive today he'd force Bernie to fly Spirit.
Why would Russia ever agree to that?
Fun fact: Paternity testing is illegal in France to protect women who engage in marital infidelity.