Being lonely is believing you've received a message when it's just your battery at 15%
If you don’t smoke pot because you’re afraid it’ll make you paranoid, you’re experiencing the side effect without even smoking.
#420 #weed
Deciding
to become a parent is like choosing to take care of a a drunk person
for 13 years straight, and a hungover person for the next 5. Then paying
for their rehab for the next 4.
One of the worst feelings is the feeling of your sleeves sliding down you wrists as you wash your hands
Babysitters are teenagers who behave like grown-ups so that grown-ups can go out and behave like teenagers.
Inside every 85 year old man is an 18 year old saying what the fuck just happened.
i second this. Loving the acting and researching a bit more it good and i encourage. But then someone comes out and says kardashians are sooooo good.
Get da faq outta here
Maybe superheroes wear capes to hide the zipper on the back of their onesie.
Traditions are basically dead people peer pressuring us
Traditions are basically dead people peer pressuring us
Posting newborn’s weight and length makes childbirth rather too similar to fishing
If a morgue worker dies they'd still need to come in to work one more time
Light bulbs were such a good idea that they became a symbol for a good idea.
People are so amazed by the fact that every snowflake is different, but nobody cares that every potato is unique
Your reflection will never let you down on a high five or a fist bump
you make me laugh. chill it boy.
