You know your jokes are good when even your cat gives you this look.

*Mumbles* yes

Hingehenge

Meeting of the Secret Order

The sign is lying, just focus on how cute (and hungry) I am! :ablobcatblink:

Important Message

Me and the gang about to do gang shit (nap all day)

Hierarchy of Needs

Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🩷🤍🩶🖤

Yeah, that ship has long since sailed...

You're lucky I'm in loaf mode, human.

Choose wisely

Using only one word to defend your choice, tell me which #Linux distro is the BEST and why...

Never! 👀

For security purposes, please resequence your genome regularly...

Clerk: You find everything?

Me: You hiding something?

#InfoSec BOGO event

what if we kissed 😳 👉👈 by the high tide bidet for couples

Old school DoS attack: fax a solid black sheet taped to itself in a loop (worked best after business hours). ⬛📠🔥

Finishes building computer

Whew, that was tiring... 🛞