Been a long time since I’ve gotten a zap, they seem to be on their way out.

Try out this GPT prompt (if you dare.)

"Do a Big 5 analysis of me based on past conversations, then generate a Tarot card featuring the results."

Post your results in this thread.

Maybe I should do it again soon

I will zap you 100 sats for every push up you do and video it and put it here. I’m bored 🤣

Sat ของถูกสินะครับ เข้าโครงการแปลงพลังงานเป็น Sat🤩

ลืมไปเปลี่ยน LNURL ใน หน้าแรก siamstr

ยังเป็น lifpay อยู่เลยยย 🤣🤣

#siamstr

สวัสดีปีใหม่ไทยครับทุกคน

วันนี้ใครไปเล่นน้ำสงกรานต์กันบ้าง

หรือส่วนใหญ่นอนอยู่บ้าน

#Siamstr

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Yes, that make sense. You CAN receive zaps, but the zap icon doesn't show them as completed, because your server doesn't seem to be generating receipts.

Looks like you are using lectio@getalby.com as a lightning address -- is this a self-hosted node or on Alby Cloud?

We did some zap tests on this note… we made six attempts to⚡zap this note, using your lightning address starting with "lectio", over a period of 13 minutes. Six of the zaps were successfully paid... Please check for 6 satoshis received. Problem: we found that your lightning address server **did not** produce any zap receipts. This means that nobody else could see see that you got zapped... no number appears next to the ⚡icon after zapping.... also FYI... your server at using your lightning address starting with "lectio" is responsible for creating your zap invoices, and we found that it responded slowly... invoice generation took an average of 2183ms (2.2 seconds). We consider this slow... generally, zap invoices should be created in under one second. You might want to look into using a cloud-based Lightning node to get more reliable zaps.

As a kid, I repaired my parents computer.

Now, as an adult, I find myself fixing kid's computer.

I think we might be the only generation that truly understands how a computer works.