𝑯𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒚 𝑵𝒆𝒘 𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒓!

happy new year pls don't get on any FBI watchlists or anything they will literally drive u insane until u promise not to become the president then banish them to a less nice office building with primarily admin work since AI can now predict all crimes with 99.9% accuracy.

ℋ𝕒p⍴𝓎 ɴҽ𝔀 𝘠℮𝑎𝚛!