I challenge anyone* to find one thing I have ever said in a post that is factually inaccurate.
*Not anyone claiming they’re from “Canada” though, you have to be from a real place.
When I die, a laptop with my Mastodon account should be frozen along with my head so that we can both be revived together.
An open floor plan sounds dangerous, we have floors for a reason.
If you see someone stealing a food post,
no you didn’t.
The catchphrase “pics or it didn’t happen” has led scientists to agree that the universe began in 1826.
Zoom ordered no more work from home for its employees because someone in legal read the new Zoom ToS and was shocked by what Zoom can now do with the content of Zoom calls.
Dozens of background actors on Disney+ series WandaVision told to step in front of a series of cameras and pose in a variety of positions and with different expressions.
“Don’t worry, we’re just doing this just for WandaVision, we’re not creating a digital avatar of you that Disney will use for eternity without compensating you.”
Last week I was on a plane. A flight attendant came on over the intercom and said “We have a passenger in acute medical distress. Is there anyone on board who posts droll, non sequitur toots?”
I tentatively raised my hand.
A THREAD: 1/
“Will no one rid me of these troublesome electors?”
X CEO Linda Yaccarino
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eX CEO Linda Yaccarino
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Also, not only will I not watch his #cagefight [shudder] with the other twit, I'm going to set blocks to even seeing posts about it.
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Trump seeks recusal of January 6 judge on grounds that he cannot get a fair trial if the judge does not have a fair complexion.
