I like presidential candidates who don’t want generals like Adolf Hitler had.

I take it back, Google Search does still work.

These Shitposts Kill AI.

At least RFK Jr. has the excuse of brain worms. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/nicole-shanahan-rfk-jr-vice-president-beliefs-rcna153535

ChatGPT is a menace, suggesting using glue to keep cheese on a pizza.

Everyone knows you should use staples.

“My gender has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the name of my union.”

Breaking: Senator Katie Britt demands that President Biden release Kate Middleton: “This is not how we treat an American.”

Breaking: Under mounting pressure, Kensington Palace releases new picture of Kate Middleton with her children.

Nikki Haley could actually garner some respect if she doesn’t endorse Trump, which is why she probably will.

Breaking: Elon Musk pay package struck down by Delaware judge, will be forced to pay back $55 billion, or 110 Twitters.

FREE BUSINESS IDEA: Coffee creamer brand called “Cream Mate.”

Have we tried prayers and thoughts?

I too once spent weeks searching my house for a speaker.

The moment Lawyer Jesus realizes his client’s going to stiff even him.

Are they bringing back rainbow fentanyl for Halloween this year? Was a big hit last year.

“Yes sir, this is a still, scheduled assembly, you may not be familiar with those.”

US Senate dress code amended to require coat and tie when accepting gold bars.

Why doesn’t Elon charge people who don’t use Twitter, it’s a faster-growing market segment.

I’m good at two things, crocheting and kicking ass, and I’m all done with ass-kicking.

What’s the best website to meet other Amish people?